Horseface.org

Note: This annoying interstitial splash/nag page is here to give users of outdated graphical browsers a hard time. If you're accessing this site by some other means, the following rant might not apply to you. In such a case, you're welcome to just skip the following wall-of-text and move on to the unstyled site.

Access Denied?

Uh, I hate to be a jerk about this, but….

The “web browser” you’re currently using is basically shit.

What I mean by that is, your browser is essentially a has been, or a never was.

You see, the Web is a fast-paced, constantly changing place. The lifespan of every “latest and greatest” browser revision is measured in months, not years.

Each iteration of browser software brings new features, stronger security, and tighter compliance with the standardized technology that the Internet is built from. Because of this, browser software ages like milk, not wine.

There is an upside, though. Also unlike fine wine, quality web browsers are free!

If you’re using a Windows PC…
…I recommend getting your hands on the latest version of Chrome, by Google.
If you’re using a Mac…
…I recommend snagging the latest version of Safari, by Apple.
If you’re using a Linux…
…I don’t fucking care about you. Fix your own stupid problems, nerd.

In addition to Chrome and Safari, the site should work fine on the latest version of any of the following:

If you're using any of those browsers, but still end up on this page, you probably need to update.

Come back once you’ve upgraded!

After you’re armed with the some up-to-date software, I’ll let you into my clubhouse. In the meantime, it’s nothing personal. Sorry for nagging you!

But, seriously; I beg of you, along with every other person who tries to deliver home-baked content to the web: Get a better browser. Without realizing it, people who use crummy browsers seriously hold the Web back, and this is my small way of taking a stand.

If you’ve ended up here, despite being sure that your browser has what it takes, it’s entirely possible that it’s my fault. Detecting browser versions is not an exact science, so, please let me know if you’ve run into a problem!

Also, for the sake of not being a complete bastard, I can serve you the site, completely without styling, if you really must get inside and refuse to/cannot upgrade.

Otherwise, go take care of your shitty browser! It won’t take long, and you won’t regret it.

I’ll still be here when you get back.